We are using the Roll20 website to simulate a tabletop game. The map can be drawn on to show locations, movement, etc.
GM: You can draw on the map, too.
Bo: (paladin) Stop drawing d*cks.
Jhaniss: (druid) He didn't-- ::d*ck appears:: HE DID.
GM: You can also DELETE what you drew, as well.
Nordy: (ranger) How do?
Jhaniss: Nordy, get your d*ck off the map.
Nordy: I was marking my territory!!!
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Squishy Party
(Nordy the Ranger tries to split off from Bo. Meanwhile, Jhaniss is upstairs searching rooms in an abandoned manor)
GM: Are you staying close?
K (Jhaniss OOC): DON'T SPLIT THE PARTY
N (Nordy OOC): Aren't you on the floors above us...?
K: DON'T SPLIT THE PARTY THAT'S NOT *SQUISHY!!!
*Jhaniss is basically a magical glass tank.
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(Nordy the Ranger tries to split off from Bo. Meanwhile, Jhaniss is upstairs searching rooms in an abandoned manor)
GM: Are you staying close?
K (Jhaniss OOC): DON'T SPLIT THE PARTY
N (Nordy OOC): Aren't you on the floors above us...?
K: DON'T SPLIT THE PARTY THAT'S NOT *SQUISHY!!!
*Jhaniss is basically a magical glass tank.
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Poop
Jhaniss: I'm going to search this rotten room, even though it's full of Drow poop.
N: Drow poop...?
K: KOBOLD POOP.
GM: What have YOU been up to?
K: I had a li'l accident....
B (Bo, OOC): Forget house training an animal companion--we have to house train the Drow!
K: SHATUP.
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Atmospheric
GM had started playing atmospheric music and sound effects, to make the scene more compelling. Jhaniss had found a small, leather bound journal. As she reads, I am scratching down notes. As I'm writing...
Jhaniss: I'm going to search this rotten room, even though it's full of Drow poop.
N: Drow poop...?
K: KOBOLD POOP.
GM: What have YOU been up to?
K: I had a li'l accident....
B (Bo, OOC): Forget house training an animal companion--we have to house train the Drow!
K: SHATUP.
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Atmospheric
GM had started playing atmospheric music and sound effects, to make the scene more compelling. Jhaniss had found a small, leather bound journal. As she reads, I am scratching down notes. As I'm writing...
B: Are..you writing notes...?
K: I'm taking notes, yes.
N: OH! I thought it was a sound effect!!!
K: Unintentional atmosphere!
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Violent Questions
Bo and Nordy had been charmed by a witch. As Jhaniss explored the manor in which we resided, the enchantment slowly wore off. They soon reunited...
Jhaniss: I see you're fine now, jerk.
Bo: Hey, I was fucking--'scuse me--charmed!
::Jhaniss whacks him with her quarterstaff::
Bo: YOU ARE REALLY FUCKING VIOLENT! ....Is the halfling with us, or is he in a loot trance?
Nordy: I'm here!
Bo: Okay...and...why do you smell like ....kobold dung.
Jhaniss: DON'T. ASK.
K: I'm taking notes, yes.
N: OH! I thought it was a sound effect!!!
K: Unintentional atmosphere!
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Violent Questions
Bo and Nordy had been charmed by a witch. As Jhaniss explored the manor in which we resided, the enchantment slowly wore off. They soon reunited...
Jhaniss: I see you're fine now, jerk.
Bo: Hey, I was fucking--'scuse me--charmed!
::Jhaniss whacks him with her quarterstaff::
Bo: YOU ARE REALLY FUCKING VIOLENT! ....Is the halfling with us, or is he in a loot trance?
Nordy: I'm here!
Bo: Okay...and...why do you smell like ....kobold dung.
Jhaniss: DON'T. ASK.
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Smashing!
The party discovered a locked box. Bo attempted to use his broadsword as a crowbar, and then proceeded to attempt to smash it. To no avail...
Jhaniss: Hmm....won't open....Halfling, do you have any lockpicks?
GM: That's racist.
Bo: Yeah, that's--
Jhaniss: YOU CALL ME DROW ALL THE TIME!! ...Wait, wait. I have a spell. It's called Warp Wood. It should work...
Bo: You let me smash my sword on this thing--TWICE--before telling me you had a SPELL??!
Jhaniss: I didn't want to snuff out your fire...!
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Opposite World
Jhaniss has no strength. Until tonight, she had a -1 modifier. She was rolling zeroes. ZEROES. As of tonight, she has a 0 modifier, so what she rolls is her roll. Everyone gets a good laugh when she tries to do anything Strength related...
They found a locked room in the manor. Bo and Nordy had attempted to get in, effectively thumping themselves against the door with no results...
Jhaniss: I'm gonna smash myself into the door to get in there.
Nordy: Yeah cause Bo and I didn't try it-- ::K rolls a 20:: HOLY SHIT OKAY
::excessive laughter erupts from everyone::
B: THIS IS OPPOSITE WORLD!
GM: Okay! The door actually groans, but it doesn't completely budge.
K: Dammit.
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Dark Vision
The witch is found in the locked room, after having made it inside. She laughs, and the party hears a strange groaning noise....
Jhaniss: Can I see in the dark!? (Jhaniss, as a Drow, has Dark Vision)
GM: Because of the paladin's lamp, your dark vision isn't active.
Jhaniss: Shit--Bo, put that light out!!!
Bo: NO! We won't see!
Jhaniss: YOU'LL MANAGE!
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Innuendo
This was ongoing...
GM: Bo, the zombie shambles closer to you.
Bo: I keep banging the witch.
N: Word choice. WORD CHOICE.
GM: Isn't she a bit old for you...?
Later...
Bo: I hit on the zombie.
Nordy: What pick up lines are you using...?!
Still later...
Bo: I try to penetrate the zombie!
GM: ARE YOU TRYING TO DO THIS ON PURPOSE NOW!?!!!?!
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Demonic Frittata
Upon defeating the witch, Nordy finds a large, leather tome on the witch's corpse.
Bo: See? Told you, it's a book of summoning demons and frittata.
Jhaniss: It's a Book of Shadows, AND a cookery book!
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Smashing!
The party discovered a locked box. Bo attempted to use his broadsword as a crowbar, and then proceeded to attempt to smash it. To no avail...
Jhaniss: Hmm....won't open....Halfling, do you have any lockpicks?
GM: That's racist.
Bo: Yeah, that's--
Jhaniss: YOU CALL ME DROW ALL THE TIME!! ...Wait, wait. I have a spell. It's called Warp Wood. It should work...
Bo: You let me smash my sword on this thing--TWICE--before telling me you had a SPELL??!
Jhaniss: I didn't want to snuff out your fire...!
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Opposite World
Jhaniss has no strength. Until tonight, she had a -1 modifier. She was rolling zeroes. ZEROES. As of tonight, she has a 0 modifier, so what she rolls is her roll. Everyone gets a good laugh when she tries to do anything Strength related...
They found a locked room in the manor. Bo and Nordy had attempted to get in, effectively thumping themselves against the door with no results...
Jhaniss: I'm gonna smash myself into the door to get in there.
Nordy: Yeah cause Bo and I didn't try it-- ::K rolls a 20:: HOLY SHIT OKAY
::excessive laughter erupts from everyone::
B: THIS IS OPPOSITE WORLD!
GM: Okay! The door actually groans, but it doesn't completely budge.
K: Dammit.
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Dark Vision
The witch is found in the locked room, after having made it inside. She laughs, and the party hears a strange groaning noise....
Jhaniss: Can I see in the dark!? (Jhaniss, as a Drow, has Dark Vision)
GM: Because of the paladin's lamp, your dark vision isn't active.
Jhaniss: Shit--Bo, put that light out!!!
Bo: NO! We won't see!
Jhaniss: YOU'LL MANAGE!
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Innuendo
This was ongoing...
GM: Bo, the zombie shambles closer to you.
Bo: I keep banging the witch.
N: Word choice. WORD CHOICE.
GM: Isn't she a bit old for you...?
Later...
Bo: I hit on the zombie.
Nordy: What pick up lines are you using...?!
Still later...
Bo: I try to penetrate the zombie!
GM: ARE YOU TRYING TO DO THIS ON PURPOSE NOW!?!!!?!
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Demonic Frittata
Upon defeating the witch, Nordy finds a large, leather tome on the witch's corpse.
Bo: See? Told you, it's a book of summoning demons and frittata.
Jhaniss: It's a Book of Shadows, AND a cookery book!
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